Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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