I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
And then he peed in my hair
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