In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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