there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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