Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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