Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Randomize