Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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