The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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