Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
