Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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