Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
This is the high leading the old right now
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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