Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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