Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
