Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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