He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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