I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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