Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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