one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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