So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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