girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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