hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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