This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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