Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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