No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
