Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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