i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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