Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I have demons in me.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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