gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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