I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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