IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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