Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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