just come out here and I will go home with you...
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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