Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
4 words: hood of his car
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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