No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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