you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
drinking out of a sandbucket again
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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