I puked a lego.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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