There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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