My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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