she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I lost the right to judge tonight
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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