That reminds me...we need to get swords
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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