She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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