I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Found your dick twin last night
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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