I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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