Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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