was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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