Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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