then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
