If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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