I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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