I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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