Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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